The Book Girls Who Get It, Get It: Why My Oxford Year Is About to Ruin Your Makeup and Your Group Chat in Exactly Seven Days.

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In seven days, on December 2, 2025, Amazon Prime is dropping the adaptation we’ve been manifesting since 2018: My Oxford Year, starring Sofia Carson as Ella Duran and Corey Mylchreest as the most devastatingly posh literature professor to ever quote Donne while emotionally wrecking you.

And the book girlies? We are not okay.

If you spent 2018 crying into a cup of tea because Julia Whelan’s novel gut-punched you with the sentence “I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once” while simultaneously making you Google “Rhodes Scholar application” at 3 a.m., congratulations. Your Roman Empire is getting the Sofia Carson–Corey Mylchreest treatment, and we are one week away from collective hysteria.

Here’s why the internet’s soft-girl, annotated-edition, tote-bag-carrying girlies are already drafting their grief tweets:

    Sofia Carson is Ella Duran incarnate Carson, who has spent years perfecting the art of crying prettily on screen (see: every Purple Hearts scene), was born to play the whip-smart American Rhodes Scholar who thinks she’s got life all planned out until Oxford (and one infuriatingly brilliant Brit) rewires her entire soul. The stills dropped yesterday? Sofia in cable-knit sweaters, riding a bicycle through autumn leaves, hair doing that effortless wind-blown thing while she quotes Keats? We are deceased.
    Corey Mylchreest as Jamie Davenport is chemical warfare Fresh off making the entire planet feral as young King George in Queen Charlotte, Mylchreest is serving tortured English literature professor with a secret that will make you throw your Kindle. The man says “shall I compare thee to a summer’s day” in the trailer and the comment sections immediately became support groups. We simply are not built to handle him in tweed, calling Sofia “darling” while quoting Auden and trying not to fall apart.
    It’s the ultimate “right person, wrong time” knife twist, but make it academia The book gutted us because it’s not just a love story; it’s a love story on a deadline. And the adaptation is leaning all the way in. The first teaser ends with Ella whispering “How do you survive loving someone you’re destined to lose?” while Corey’s face does that micro-expression thing that should come with a health warning.
    The soundtrack is already a war crime Word on the group chats is that Taylor Swift personally submitted an unreleased vault track for the trailer. We are not ready.
    The book girlies have been waiting SEVEN YEARS for this validation Remember when we were screaming into the void that this deserved a movie while everyone was busy with Red, White & Royal Blue? The vindication tastes like cinnamon chai and revenge.

The Goodreads reviews from 2018 are being weaponized in the comments right now:

“I have not recovered and never will.”
“I read this in one sitting and then stared at a wall for three hours.”
“I booked a solo trip to Oxford and cried in the Radcliffe Camera. Do not perceive me.”

In exactly one week, a whole new generation is about to have their hearts shattered in 4K while Corey Mylchreest ruins literature professors for everyone forever.

Sofia Carson Romances a 'Queen Charlotte' Star in First 'My Oxford Year'  Images

Stock up on tissues, charge your Kindle for the inevitable re-read, and prepare your “I’m not okay” tweets.

Because the girls who get it, get it. And on December 2, we’re all going to be sobbing in cable-knit sweaters, quoting poetry we don’t understand, and texting our exes “shall I compare thee to a summer’s day” at 2 a.m.

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