Buckle up royal fans, because we’ve got some piping hot drama to sink our teeth into today! Our favorite American expat Duchess Meghan Markle has found herself at the center of yet another controversy, and no, I am not kidding. Get ready for a story so bonkers it sounds like it came straight out of a satirical Monty Python sketch.
According to sources (i.e. the voices in Meghan’s head), King Charles himself has personally conspired to sabotage Meghan’s latest business venture: an eco-friendly lifestyle brand called the Archewell Orchard. Why? Because in his infinite pettiness and jealousy, Charles dared to expand his own royal honey business! The sheer audacity of that man!
Now put yourself in Meghan’s designer stilettos for a moment. Can you imagine how she must have reacted to this news? Pacing around her Montecito mansion like a caged tiger, ranting to Prince Harry about this honey heist while he quietly wonders what on earth he’s gotten himself into. It’s like watching a toddler have a tantrum because someone else touched their toys.
But here’s where it gets really good – according to sources, the only thing stopping Meghan from ringing up Charles directly to read him the riot act is Harry! Harry, who at this point should be nicknamed the Marigold Man for how useless he is at standing up to his wife, is now playing the voice of reason. Will wonders never cease indeed!
In all seriousness, let’s take a step back and look at the bigger picture. We have a woman who estranged herself from the royal family, trashed them repeatedly and publicly, and now plays the perpetual victim at every turn. And yet she has the nerve to be outraged that her father-in-law is simply doing his job of running a business? The entitlement is giving me altitude sickness.
Not to mention, I thought Meghan and Harry left the UK for a quiet life out of the spotlight in California? Yet here they are inserting themselves into yet another manufactured scandal for headlines. They’ve got a severe case of FOMO if you ask me.
At the end of the day, let’s be real – does anyone truly believe King Charles spends even a spare thought on sabotaging Meghan Markle? Give me a break. I can think of a few more pressing issues on his plate, like I don’t know, running the entire country?
So in summary, this is just another example of Meghan making everything about her, living in her own deluded alternate reality where she’s the star of her own victimhood narrative. But the more she does this, the more people will tune out of her act. Meg – sit down, stay humble, and focus on your brand without desperately trying to compete with your ex-family. Because let’s face it sis, you’re not in their league anymore!
Well folks, that’s the piping hot royal tea for today. As always, let me know your thoughts below! And until next time, happy speculating
