I can’t even deal with this.

Considering there were tons of hidden clues scattered throughout Taylor Swift’s music video for “Look What You Made Me Do” (not to mention her cryptic social media behavior the past week), it’s not surprising that conspiracy theorists have flocked to the pop star with plenty of ~ideas~ about her agenda.

As noted by Wired, Reddit has been overflowing with some pretty wild theories surrounding Taylor this past week, and each one is more bizarre than the last.

For starters, some people really think that Taylor might actually have a snake baby, thanks to the creepy reptile videos that showed up on her social media a few days ago. According to one Reddit user, Taylor literally gave birth to a snake, which is part of why the star has been keeping a low profile for months. “Reptiles are going mainstream, the end is near,” the Redditor wrote. Of course, Taylor’s not the first celebrity to be wrapped up in a conspiracy theory about reptiles; some fans think Justin Bieber can actually shapeshift into a lizard. Yep.

Another conspiracy that seems to be making its rounds online? Oh, just your average “Taylor Swift died and was replaced by a lookalike” theory. The Internet loves theories like this once, hence the popular Avril Lavigne conspiracy that was circulating again earlier this year. Some people on Reddit think that Taylor is speaking literally when she says, “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now…’cause she’s dead,” and that there might be a more sinister explanation…like a murder. Gulp.

Of course, these theories are a little ridiculous, but that’s what makes them fun right? And hey, anything is possible — well, maybe not reptile babies. Unless we’re living in an episode of Game of Thrones.