Meghan Markle, a former actress and polarizing figure in the British royal family, had planned to befriend Jennifer Aniston, the timeless beauty and beloved star of Friends.

Megan, now living her post-royal life in Monteceito, California, had orchestrated a calculated move to befriend the A-list icon.

However, she didn’t expect a stinging rejection that would send her spiraling into a tantrum worthy of a soap opera villain.

Megan had been watching Jennifer and Niston’s meteoric rise in the wellness and beauty industry with envy.

Aniston, with her radiant glow and effortless charm, had become more than just a sitcom legend; she was a lifestyle mogul who commanded respect and adoration without ever seeming to try.

Megan, on the other hand, had struggled to shake the shadow of a royal exit and her every move was dissected by critics who branded her a social climber with a pong shang for drama. She saw Jennifer as the key.

Megan instructed her team to draft a gushing email to Aniston, one filled with flattery and the promise of mutual benefit. The email included an invitation to a private lunch at Megan’s sprawling estate, complete with a vegan menu curated by her personal chef and a subtle hint at a potential collaboration on a yetto-breve revealed project. Megan genuinely believed that Jennifer would jump at the chance to be her friend.

The rejection hit Megan like a freight train, shattering her fragile facade of confidence she had built since fleeing Buckingham Palace.

Word of the story quickly spread, and the story had reached Jennifer and Niston’s inner circle, who found the whole ordeal more amusing than alarming. Megan’s bitterness spilled over into late night strategy sessions with her PR team, where she demanded they leak something to make a Niston look bad.

As the weeks wore on, the incident became a cautionary tale in Hollywood circles, a reminder of Meghan Markle’s prickly nature and insatiable need for validation. Jennifer and Niston continued her reign as America’s sweetheart, while Megan retreated into her Monteceto bubble.