Meghan Marle, the mastermind behind her Netflix show, is on the edge of cancellation after the first season landed with a thud of critics calling it a self-indulgent snoozefest.

Megan needs a juicy, irresistible idea to get Netflix to Greenlight Harry’s second season. She knew exactly where to find it buried deep in the fractured psyche of her husband Prince Harry.

Megan had been the Mastermind behind that book, nudging Harry to spill every Royal Secret every childhood grief until the pages dripped with resentment. It had made the millions sure but left Harry’s shell of the man he’d once been.

Now with her own career on the line, Megan saw an opportunity to squeeze even more out of him by exposing the huge hairy issue he’d beg her never to reveal the idea had come to her late one night as she scrolled through X.

Harry’s face crumpled a mix of betrayal and resignation washing over him. Megan had stumbled onto the truth early in their marriage, coaxing it out of him during one of his vulnerable late night confessions.

She had sworn she’d never use it against him but now with her star fading and her ego bruised, that promise was just another casualty in her War for Relevance.

Megan wasted no time putting her plan into motion by noon. She was on a video call with her production team, pitching the explosive second season.

The team nodded eagerly dollar signs, oblivious to the fact that Harry hadn’t agreed to anything. Megan didn’t care, as this was her show and her legacy.

The meeting with Netflix was set for the following week, and Megan threw herself into preparations with a manic energy. She drafted scripts, rehearsed her pitch, and even started sketching out a dramatic reenactment of Harry’s secret night.