The latest polls show 65% of Britons view our favorite spotlight-seeking former actress negatively? And it gets worse—45% have a very negative opinion of her.

When nearly half the country is giving you the strongest possible thumbs down, you might want to reconsider your life choices, right? And poor, brainwashed Harry—oh, how the mighty have fallen. Only 26% of people view him favorably now.

Remember when he was the nation’s sweetheart? The cheeky prince everyone loved? Well, that Harry is long gone, replaced by the man who thought it was a good idea to air the royal family’s dirty laundry in that joke of a book, Spare. More like “Spare us the drama,” am I right?

They’re sitting in their $40 million Montecito mansion still using their royal titles as if they actually mean something, all while completely disrespecting everything those titles stand for.

The audacity! Meanwhile, our beloved Princess Catherine is showing true grace and dignity through her health journey, and Prince William is stepping up like the future king he is. These two, though? Just making failed podcasts and pushing weird kitchen merchandise.

Speaking of Canada—oh, my goodness. Remember when they tried to make Canada their home and everyone was like, “Um, no thanks”? The minute there were whispers about Canadian taxpayers potentially funding their security, the whole country practically revolted.

Can you blame them? Imagine paying your hard-earned money to protect two people who couldn’t even cut it as working royals. Then there’s the Oprah interview—don’t even get me started. They basically threw a grenade into the Commonwealth with those racist allegations. And for what? Attention? Sympathy? Well, congratulations—you managed to make 48% of Canadians question the entire monarchy. Slow clap for destroying centuries of tradition for your 15 minutes of fame.

But the best part? The absolute cherry on top of this mess: America isn’t buying what they’re selling either. It’s bad when even Americans, who are usually obsessed with anything royal, are saying, “Thanks, but no thanks.” Our girl Ingrid Seward from Majesty Magazine nailed it—Americans hate that they let the Queen down.

And trust me, that’s something you don’t come back from. Let’s talk about their spectacular fails in the US, shall we? That Spotify deal—$20 million for what, 12 episodes? That’s nearly $1.7 million per episode, and they couldn’t even make it work. Spotify basically said, “Thank you, next,” and showed them the door. Even their Netflix show, which was supposed to be this big deal, ended up being more of a “tell-nothing” than anything groundbreaking. Now, their social circle is shrinking faster than their list of successes. All those Hollywood A-listers they thought were their friends? Suddenly, they’re too busy to take their calls. Turns out, being professional victims isn’t as attractive as they thought it would be.

But wait, it gets better. With Trump potentially coming back into office, Harry might want to start packing his bags. Remember all those drug admissions in his book? Yeah, that might come back to bite him where it hurts. Trump’s already hinted at reviewing Harry’s visa status, and something tells me he won’t be as forgiving as the current administration.

You know what kills me? While all this is happening, the real working royals are just getting on with it. King Charles and Queen Camilla are out there doing their duty, William and Catherine are showing what true royal service looks like, and the institution is stronger than ever. It’s like the monarchy did a cleanse and is glowing without all that negative energy. The contrast couldn’t be more stark.

While one couple is desperately trying to stay relevant by any means necessary, the other is literally shaping the future of the monarchy. While Harry and Meghan are selling their souls for Netflix deals and merchandise, William and Catherine are raising their children with dignity and preparing for their future roles.

It’s almost poetic justice, isn’t it? Just as they’re getting blacklisted from major countries, their professional ventures are falling apart too. No successful podcasts, no groundbreaking Netflix shows, no game-changing charitable initiatives—just a lot of complaints and a lifestyle brand nobody asked for.

You know what this reminds me of? It’s like when that one friend in high school thought they were too good for everyone else, left to become a big star, and then had to come crawling back when reality hit. Except in this case, they can’t come crawling back because they burned every bridge they ever had.

The saddest part? They did this to themselves. Nobody forced them to do that Oprah interview. Nobody made them write that book. Nobody told them to make a documentary series full of half-truths and manipulated narratives. These were all their choices, and now they’re facing the consequences.

And can we talk about how they’ve managed to unite three different countries against them? That’s actually impressive in a weird way. Getting the UK, Canada, and the US to agree on something—that might be their biggest achievement yet. Although I’m pretty sure this isn’t exactly what they were aiming for when they talked about creating their own path.

What really gets me is how they still don’t seem to get it. They’re still trying to play the victim card when literally no one is buying it anymore. They’re still trying to position themselves as these brave rebels fighting against the system, when in reality, they’re just two privileged people who couldn’t handle not being the center of attention.

You know who I feel sorry for? Their children. Imagine growing up and having to Google why your parents are basically persona non grata in three different countries while their cousins are learning about duty, service, and tradition. These poor kids are watching their parents chase fame like it’s going out of style.

Let’s be real for a second: this isn’t just about them being unpopular. This is about them being completely cut off from any meaningful influence or platform.

They’ve managed to alienate themselves from the very audiences they were trying to appeal to. The British public sees them as traitors. Canadians want nothing to do with them. And Americans are over their victim narrative.

And here’s the thing—they can’t even claim it’s all media bias anymore. These are real polls, real people, real reactions to their behavior. When you have negative approval ratings in three different countries, maybe it’s time to look in the mirror and ask yourself if, maybe just maybe, you’re the problem.