Piers Morgan and Candace Owens Team Up to Roast Meghan Markle’s Cooking Show

Piers Morgan has finally unleashed his thoughts on Meghan Markle’s cooking show, and it’s a masterclass in roasting. But he didn’t go it alone—joining him were Candace Owens and Mya Peterson, three people who could barely keep a straight face while tearing this absurd show apart.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you put three people in a room with permission to savage a cringeworthy project, here’s the answer.

Let’s kick things off with Piers, who, in typical fashion, made it clear that he didn’t even want to dive into this mess. “I don’t even really want to do this,” he sighed dramatically. “But we kind of have to.” Meghan Markle, the former royal turned Netflix star, is trying to convince us all that she’s just a jolly old housewife, baking pies with her friends.

Then Candace Owens, never one to shy away from sharp commentary, jumps in: “Okay, so she left the royal family because it was so unattainable, so out of touch, but now she’s in Montecito baking pies with her perfect little friends.”

 

She pauses for effect, then delivers a delightfully sarcastic question: “Do you believe in magic?” Apparently, this over-the-top cooking show is supposed to make us feel something *relatable*, right? Who doesn’t want to watch Meghan bake pies while the rest of the world struggles to fill up their gas tanks?

Here’s the thing: Meghan Markle is trying to sell this image of *her* as the “real Meghan.” “This is who I am,” she seems to say. But what exactly is she selling? Candace rightly points out that nobody believes this picture-perfect kitchen scene, where Meghan bakes pies in a pristine white outfit, is even remotely relatable.

Seriously—who out there, stuck in their tiny apartment, thinks, “You know what? I wish I could bake in a multi-million dollar mansion like Meghan Markle.”

Candace doesn’t stop there—she delivers some delicious burns, calling Meghan’s persona “a struggle to be a person.” Then, there’s the “humanizing” part, where they’ve apparently convinced Meghan to act like she’s just one of us. But, of course, she’s still sitting there in full glam, looking like a woman who’s never seen a laundry day in her life. So, what’s her big secret to a “normal” life? Oh, just a massive mansion, hundreds of millions in the bank, and a lifestyle so over-the-top that even the Kardashians might say it’s a little too much.

As the commentary continues, Piers and Candace dig deeper into the sheer delusion of it all. The ultimate question arises: Does Meghan even realize how out of touch she looks? Because if she does, it’s a level of self-awareness we may never see. And while Meghan’s been selling us this image of a normal lifestyle, let’s remember: the mansion in the background isn’t hers—it’s her neighbor’s. So much for *relatable*. At this point, it’s more of a parody than anything else.

Piers nails it when he says the show feels like “the kind of thing you’d do if you were making a spoof about them.” And don’t even get started on the “royal Montecito vibe” she’s going for. As Candace points out, it’s utterly preposterous to see Meghan, a former D-list actress, trying to pass herself off as some kind of Oprah-Victoria Beckham hybrid.

The comparison is laughable because those women have actually lived the lives they’re portraying. Meghan, on the other hand, is still stuck in her D-list actress phase, trying to convince us she’s someone she’s not.

 

At the end of the day, we all know why the show exists: Netflix wants its pound of flesh. And unfortunately for Meghan, this is her latest attempt to sell us her fake, performative “normalcy.” The result? A comedy show disguised as a cooking series—and not even a good one at that. Will it fail? Absolutely. And Meghan’s excuse will probably be the same as with her other failures—blaming wildfires, COVID, or whatever tragedy happens to be dominating the headlines at the time.