Patrick Christies over at GB News just said what we’ve all been thinking, and boy, did he hit the nail right on the head. We’re talking about Miss Private Jet herself—the same person who loves to lecture all of us common folk about climate change while zooming around in a luxury aircraft.

You know what really gets me? The sheer audacity of it all. Here we have Meghan Markle, who abandoned her royal duties faster than you can say “Hollywood,” jetting around in private planes while trying to maintain this facade of being an environmental warrior. It’s like watching a comedy show, except it’s not funny because it’s actually happening.

Let’s contrast this with our beloved Princess Catherine and Prince William. Now, there’s a couple who understands what it means to lead by example. Yes, they occasionally use private jets when absolutely necessary for security and official duties, but they’re not out there preaching to us about our carbon footprint while living a life of excessive luxury. They actually walk the walk—taking commercial flights when possible and showing genuine concern for environmental issues through their actions, not just empty words.

And can we talk about this Netflix Polo content for a moment? Patrick Christies absolutely nailed it when he called it out for what it is: a display of wealth and status. Here we have Harry and Meghan, who claimed they wanted to escape the pomp and ceremony of royal life, now showcasing one of the most elite sports in the world. The irony is thick enough to cut with a knife.

 

Remember when Harry and Meghan first left the royal family? They said they wanted a simpler life away from the spotlight. Well, look at them now—they’re more in the spotlight than ever, but for all the wrong reasons. It’s like they’ve created their own royal court in California, except this one comes with private jets and polo matches instead of actual public service.

Now, I know some defenders of the Sussexes, like Ellen Coughlin, try to justify their behavior by saying carbon emissions are inevitable for prominent couples. But let’s be real here—there’s a massive difference between necessary travel for actual royal duties and jetting around for Netflix documentaries and polo matches. When was the last time we saw Meghan doing any real charitable work that didn’t involve a camera crew and a PR team?

Let’s talk about this claim that they fly commercial 99% of the time. Really? Where’s the evidence? Because from where I’m sitting—and I’ve been covering the royals for years, folks—all we see are private jets and luxury travel. It’s like they think we’re all blind or stupid—or both.

You know what’s particularly galling about this whole situation? While Meghan’s zooming around in private jets, our real working royals are out there doing the heavy lifting. King Charles has been an environmental advocate for decades—long before it was fashionable. Queen Camilla is tirelessly working for her charities. William and Catherine are raising their children with proper values while balancing their royal duties impeccably.

Let me tell you a little story that really puts this in perspective. Just last week, I was watching Catherine at a children’s hospital visit—no private jet, no massive entourage, just genuine care and attention for the kids and their families. That’s what real royal work looks like. Meanwhile, what’s Meghan doing? Flying private to get her hair done or whatever the latest excuse is.

And don’t even get me started on their supposed carbon offsets. That’s just rich people’s way of buying their way out of responsibility. It’s like saying, “I know I’m doing something harmful, but I’ll throw some money at it to make myself feel better.” That’s not how environmental responsibility works.

The most infuriating part about all of this is how they try to spin everything. Their PR machine works overtime trying to convince us that black is white and up is down. They’ll tell us that private jet travel is necessary for their safety, but somehow William and Catherine manage just fine with commercial flights when appropriate. They’ll claim they’re environmentally conscious while leaving a carbon footprint the size of a small country.

You know what this reminds me of? It’s like that friend we all have who preaches about being vegan while secretly eating burgers when no one’s looking—except in this case, it’s on a much grander scale, and they’re doing it right in front of our faces.

Let’s talk about the bigger picture here. This isn’t just about private jets or polo matches. This is about authenticity and integrity. This is about the difference between those who serve and those who serve themselves. While William and Catherine are preparing for their future roles with dignity and dedication, Harry and Meghan are busy playing celebrities in California.

And you want to know the saddest part? Harry used to understand this. He used to be one of the most beloved members of the royal family. He served his country in the military. He started the Invictus Games from a place of genuine compassion. He worked alongside his brother for real causes. Now, look at him—defending private jet travel while preaching about climate change. It’s a fall from grace that Shakespeare couldn’t have written better.

But here’s what really gets to me, my friends. It’s the impact this has on the institution of monarchy itself. While our working royals are trying to modernize the monarchy in a meaningful way—showing its relevance in today’s world through actual service and dedication—we have these two constantly undermining everything with their hypocritical behavior.

Think about the message this sends to young people. On one hand, we have William and Catherine showing how privilege comes with responsibility—how position and power should be used for the greater good. On the other hand, we have Harry and Meghan essentially saying, “Do as I say, not as I do.” Which example would you want your children to follow?

And let’s address this excuse about security concerns necessitating private jet travel. If security was really the only concern, why not follow the example of other royals who manage to travel commercially with proper security arrangements? The answer is simple: because this isn’t about security. It’s about maintaining a luxury lifestyle while pretending to be environmentally conscious.

You know what’s really rich? When they try to deflect criticism by pointing fingers at other royals. “But William and Catherine use private jets too!” Yes, they do—for official state business and diplomatic missions, not for popping over to polo matches or film premieres. There’s a world of difference between necessary travel for actual royal duties and jet-setting for personal entertainment.

And can we talk about the timing of all this? Right when the world is facing serious environmental challenges, when people are making real sacrifices to reduce their carbon footprint, we have these two flying around in private jets like it’s nobody’s business. The tone-deafness is astounding.

The defense from their supporters is always the same: “They’re damned if they do, damned if they don’t.” But that’s not true, is it? They’d be praised if they actually practiced what they preached—if they took commercial flights when possible, if they showed real commitment to environmental causes beyond just talking about them, if they demonstrated genuine understanding of their privilege and its responsibilities.

Let me tell you something else that really bothers me about this whole situation. It’s the way they’ve managed to turn every criticism into an attack on them personally. Point out their hypocrisy? You’re a hater. Question their private jet use? You’re racist or sexist or whatever is convenient at the moment. It’s a clever PR strategy, but it’s wearing incredibly thin.

And what about the impact on real environmental activism? How many people look at this behavior and think, “Well, if they can do it, why should I bother recycling or taking public transport?” They’re actually harming the very causes they claim to support through their actions.

 

You know what would really impress me? If they took a page from William and Catherine’s book. Remember when William took a commercial flight with his family? That sent a powerful message about leadership and practicing what you preach. But I won’t hold my breath waiting for Harry and Meghan to follow suit.

So, what’s the solution here? Well, it’s simple, really. Either live up to your own standards or stop preaching to others. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be an environmental warrior in words and a private jet enthusiast in deeds. The public isn’t stupid, and they see right through this hypocrisy.