British royal family news reveals that Harry and Meghan, the Douche and Douchess of Sussex are once again the laughingstock of Hollywood the universe.

The reason is the release of their pretentious, inconsequential, horse**** Netflix equestrian series, Polo; it’s so bad it smells worse than the Ralph Lauren men’s parfum.

Here’s why some experts think Meghan’s cooking show, the next exclusive Grifter project from Netflix, will be the final nail in the cinematic coffin for these two no-talent traitors.

Royal Family News – Polo Is A Disaster

According to the Daily Mail, critics brutally roasted Polo with reviewers saying it’s “Unintentionally hilarious” and “tacky.” One reviewer thought the whole thing could be a spoof. Alas, no such luck as that would require two brain cells from H & M.

As a result, some think that Netflix is not promoting the series because it is distancing itself from the show “something surely almost unheard of for a five-episode programme.”

Let’s face it—Netflix was asinine to employ these grifters to the tune of 100 million dollars over five years and now college dropout Ted Sarandos is the apex example of FAFO.

Royal Family News – Ted Sarandos Squandered Millions At Netflix

Netflix’s measly promotion of Polo consisted of two sentences: “This series offers audiences an unprecedented, behind-the-scenes look into the passion and determination driving some of the world’s elite polo players, revealing the grit behind the glamour. We’re proud to showcase the true depth and spirit of the sport – and the intensity of its high-stakes moments.”

Although they are billed as having executive produced the train wreck, Harry and Meghan are seen just once onscreen.

Royal Family News – Harry Criticized For Horse’s Death

Part of the show’s problem is the sport itself: exclusive, expensive, and according to critics, it engages in borderline animal abuse. “The ponies can cost from £50,000 to £200,000, and elite players may use up to eight of them in a single game.”

The series has also exposed past criticism that Harry once rode a pregnant horse in a polo match, resulting in its death.

Royal Family News – Meghan’s Cooking Show On The Horizon

The outlet notes that Polo seems to be another project from Harry and Meghan that “has not had the desired impact.”

They compare them to the Prince and Princess of Wales “who, despite their most challenging year” have won over the people’s hearts and minds.

Kate Middleton was nominated for the Time Magazine person of the year title, and William presided over his Earthshot Awards, attended the re-opening of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, and met with President-elect Donald Trump. What did Harry do? Get a fake tatt with Jelly Roll.

Tell us royal fans, are Harry and Meghan destined to be the spare couple in the cupboard, the one that no one wants at the family Christmas party? Of that, a royal source states “The unspoken understanding is that an invitation is not on the cards.”

And so now we wait for Meghan’s Netflix cooking show: “after the apparent failure of Polo, so much hangs on her cookery show that some are calling it the ‘last chance’ for her to ‘save’ the couple’s lucrative Netflix deal – which is, after all, their chief source of funding.” Oh my. So. Much. Pressure: So. Little. Talent.

One source spilled that Meghan’s food show is in make or break terriroty: “People say Netflix are exhausted. It’s so much work with her and, bluntly, the deliverable does not seem to be worth it.”
Look for the Markle food show to drop in February or March. Bon appétit anyone?

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