Monteito authorities have uncovered information regarding the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s California residence following an extensive property records investigation.

Officials have confirmed that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle do not legally own any property in the exclusive enclave they claim as home since 2020.

This discovery has left the couple’s carefully crafted public image in tatters as questions mount about their actual financial situation and the authenticity of their post-royal life.

The revelation comes as particularly embarrassing for Megan, who has frequently touted her business acumen and financial independence in numerous interviews and through the couple’s various commercial ventures during the notorious Oprah interview.

Megan proudly declared they had secured their dream home without royal assistance, a claim that now appears increasingly questionable in light of these discoveries. The property they’ve been residing in appears to be leased through a complicated arrangement involving multiple parties.

Industry insiders have questioned whether the couple have the business expertise to match their ambitious plans. Financial experts point out that maintaining a property in Monteito requires substantial resources beyond the initial purchase price, annual property taxes alone would run into six figures, with maintenance security and staffing adding millions more to the annual cost.

The investigation began after several contractors filed unusual paperwork regarding work performed at the property instead of the standard permits listing the Sussexes as property owners. Documents referenced a complex network of LLC’s and overseas entities when officials attempted to trace the ownership chain.

The question now is whether this property situation represents another example of that tendency or hints at more serious financial problems beneath the glossy surface they present to the world.