Meghan and Harry, decided to jet off to Colombia for a little vacation. Sounds lovely, right? Wrong. This trip turned into a diplomatic disa…

Meghan and Harry, decided to jet off to Colombia for a little vacation. Sounds lovely, right? Wrong. This trip turned into a diplomatic disaster faster than you can say “international incident.” And who’s pulling the strings behind this royal mess? You guessed it—Meghan Markle herself.

Meghan and Harry landed in Colombia, supposedly on some goodwill mission. But things took a juicy turn when Meghan, not content with just being a former actress and Duchess, decided to dabble in international politics. She used Harry as her unwitting pawn. Imagine Harry, standing there, probably sweating through his designer polo, getting hit with a question about apologizing for slavery. Let’s be real—Harry’s about as qualified to discuss the complexities of historical reparations as I am to perform brain surgery.

Does Meghan step in to save her man from this verbal minefield? Nope. Instead, she pulls a move so shady it makes the rest of us look like amateurs. According to royal expert Angela Levin—who, let’s face it, has more tea than a British cupboard—Meghan decided to play sound engineer. While Harry stumbled through what was likely the most awkward moment of his life, Meghan had her finger on the mute button.

I’m not saying Meghan’s an evil genius, but if the tiara fits, right? This move is so calculated it makes a high school math teacher look spontaneous. By cutting the sound, Meghan is effectively throwing Harry under the bus while keeping her hands squeaky clean. It’s like watching a master puppeteer at work, only instead of strings, she’s pulling Harry’s vocal cords and our heartstrings.

But wait, it gets better—or worse, depending on how you look at it. This fiasco isn’t just embarrassing for Harry. It has the potential to blow up in King Charles’s face faster than a poorly made soufflé. Imagine the headlines: “Prince Harry Apologizes for Slavery—Royal Family in Shambles.” It’s the kind of PR nightmare that keeps royal advisers up at night, popping antacids like Tic Tacs. And where’s Meghan in all this? Probably sipping on a virgin piña colada, watching the chaos unfold like it’s the latest season of “The Crown.”

It’s a move so cold it could freeze the temperature, but let’s step back for a moment and ask ourselves: how did we get here? How did the fairy tale romance of a prince and his American bride turn into this Shakespearean tragicomedy? It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion—only the car is a Rolls-Royce and it’s crashing into the carefully constructed image of the British monarchy.

Remember when Meghan first appeared on the scene? She was the breath of fresh air the Royals needed—an independent woman, a successful actress, a humanitarian. We all thought she’d drag the monarchy into the 21st century. But somewhere along the line, things took a turn. It’s like she went from wanting to modernize the monarchy to wanting to monetize it. And poor Harry—he’s gone from being the cheeky spare to a walking, talking PR crisis. He’s like a lost puppy following Meghan from one controversy to the next, probably wondering how he went from living in a palace to being caught in international incidents.

The trip to Colombia was supposed to be a success—the country’s vice president, Francia Márquez, even said so. But let’s be real: what else was she going to say? “Thanks for coming and creating a diplomatic incident”? Politics is all about saving face, and right now, there are a lot of faces that need saving.

The saddest part of all this? It didn’t have to be this way. Meghan and Harry had the world at their feet. They could have been the power couple to end all power couples. Instead, they’re turning into a cautionary tale about what happens when ambition meets delusion. And let’s not forget the real victims in all this: us, the public. We’re the ones who have to sit through endless news cycles about their latest antics. It’s like being forced to watch a reality show you never signed up for—and trust me, this show jumped the shark seasons ago.

But you know what? Part of me can’t help but admire Meghan’s hustle. The woman’s got more schemes than a pyramid marketing company. She’s playing 4D chess while the rest of us are still trying to figure out checkers. Is it ethical? Probably not. Is it entertaining? Absolutely.

So, what’s next for our dynamic duo? Will Harry finally wise up and realize he’s being played like a fiddle? Will Meghan’s next move involve actual mind control? Or will they surprise us all and do something truly shocking—like fade into obscurity? One thing’s for sure: this royal soap opera is far from over. It’s got more twists and turns than a “Game of Thrones” plot, and honestly, I’m here for it. It’s like watching history unfold in real time—only with more drama and fewer crowns.

In the end, we’re left with more questions than answers. How low will Meghan go? How much more can Harry take? And most importantly, when will Netflix turn this hot mess into a limited series?

As your friendly neighborhood critic, I’ll be here with popcorn in hand, ready to dissect every juicy detail. Because let’s face it: in a world full of boring headlines, Meghan and Harry are the gift that keeps on giving. They’re like a train wreck you can’t look away from—only the train is made of solid gold and the passengers are wearing tiaras.