Meghan Markle is back in the headlines, and this time, it’s not for her usual antics of playing the victim or throwing the royal family under the bus. No, no, no. This time, she’s being called out for something far more scandalous: exploiting her own children for commercial gain. The so-called Duchess of Delusion has been caught red-handed using her children—yes, those invisible surrogate children we’ve all been speculating about—as props to promote her latest Netflix show.

Let’s set the stage. Megan recently posted a picture on her Instagram to promote her upcoming Netflix show, set to air on March 3rd. The photo features her and Harry with their children, Archie and Lilibet, in what appears to be a cozy, idyllic family moment. But let’s not be fooled—this isn’t about sharing a sweet family snapshot with fans. This is about using those children to sell a product.

This isn’t the first time Megan and Harry have used their kids for publicity. Remember the infamous Christmas card featuring Archie and Lilibet? Or the photos of the kids in their Netflix documentary? Or when they used Archie’s voice in one of their Spotify podcasts? It’s a pattern, folks—a pattern of using their children to generate buzz, sympathy, and ultimately, profit.

Megan and Harry have made a huge deal about protecting their kids from the public eye. They’ve given interviews, written books, and even launched legal battles to ensure that Archie and Lilibet are shielded from the media. They’ve positioned themselves as the ultimate advocates for children’s privacy, claiming they left the royal family to protect their kids from the relentless scrutiny of the British press.

But now? Now we’re seeing a very different side of Megan and Harry. Now we’re seeing them use their children as props in their never-ending quest for relevance and financial gain. And honestly, it’s disgusting.

While Megan is busy trying to maintain her image, the real royals—William, Catherine, King Charles, and Queen Camilla—are out there doing the work. They’re representing the crown with dignity, grace, and a sense of duty that Megan and Harry have clearly forgotten.

The contrast couldn’t be starker. On one side, you have a family dedicated to service and tradition. On the other, you have two people who’ve turned their backs on that legacy in favor of Netflix deals and tell-all interviews. It’s sad, really. But at the same time, it’s hard to feel sorry for them. They made their bed, and now they’re lying in it.

Let’s not forget the impact this is having on Harry. While Megan may be the one in the spotlight, Harry is the one who’s paying the price. He’s the one who’s lost his family, his home, and his identity. He’s the one who’s become a shadow of his former self—a man so desperate for Megan’s approval that he’s willing to sacrifice everything, including his own children, to keep her happy.

It’s heartbreaking, really. Harry used to be so much more than this. He used to be a beloved member of the royal family, admired for his charm, humor, and dedication to charitable causes. But now? Now he’s just Megan’s puppet—a man who’s lost his way and doesn’t seem to know how to find it again.

And then there’s the issue of Megan’s future. Let’s be real here: Megan’s star is fading fast. Her Netflix deal is on shaky ground, her Spotify deal has already fallen apart, and now her agency, WME, has reportedly dropped her. She’s running out of allies, opportunities, and time.

The worst part? She doesn’t seem to realize it. She’s still out there trying to reinvent herself, trying to stay relevant, trying to convince the world that she’s still a force to be reckoned with. But the truth is, she’s not. She’s a has-been, a z-lister clinging to the last vestiges of her fame. And it’s only a matter of time before the world moves on without her.

So, what’s next for Megan Markle? Honestly, it’s hard to say. But one thing’s for sure: her days of playing the victim are numbered. The world is waking up to who she really is, and it’s not pretty. Hollywood has no use for someone who’s more trouble than they’re worth, and neither does the royal family.

Megan’s only hope now is to fade into obscurity. But something tells me her ego won’t allow that. So buckle up, folks—this train wreck is far from over.

With that, I’ll leave you with this: Megan Markle may have lost WME, but she’s gained something far more valuable—our undivided attention.