Meghan Markle: Queen of Reinvention or Princess of Pretending?

Meghan Markle, the self-proclaimed queen of reinvention, has now added “Netflix cooking show host” to her ever-growing list of titles. Because, of course, after all the royal drama and multi-million-dollar deals, what else could a former Duchess possibly do than stage a spectacle that feels more like royal cosplay than reality?

Enter the trailer for Meghan’s upcoming Netflix series, *With Love, Meghan*, where she’s joined by Mindy Kaling. Mindy, known for her self-awareness and comedic charm, seems game for whatever glamorous charade Meghan has cooked up. And the first glimpse? A garden tea party.

Because nothing says “I’m still royal” quite like mismatched balloons, floral prints, and a dress that looks like it was borrowed from a whimsical Pinterest board. The whole setup screams preteen birthday party rather than regal sophistication.

What are we really watching here? Two women, both in their late 40s, seemingly raiding their mothers’ wardrobes for an elaborate game of dress-up. It’s a spectacle that raises more eyebrows than admiration.

And let’s not ignore the glaring irony of Meghan’s new tea party aesthetic. This is the same California-born woman who once embodied “beachy chic.” Now, she’s all pastel décor and floral patterns. It’s about as convincing as a cactus thriving in a snowstorm—a royal impersonation so cringeworthy, you almost wonder if it’s supposed to be satire.

This isn’t new territory for Meghan, whose penchant for saying one thing and doing another has become her trademark. Remember when she insisted she’d never be a “lady who lunches”? Yet here she is, hosting a Netflix show that revolves around her baking cakes and hosting garden parties with D-list celebrities.

And how can we forget Meghan’s past comments about Princess Catherine? She once mocked her for being a “Stepford Wife.” Now, Meghan herself seems to be auditioning for a low-budget soap opera role with those very vibes.

Before anyone feels sympathy for Meghan and her endless identity crises, let’s remember her own words. For years, she claimed to reject the traditional, stuffy royal lifestyle. Yet, this show practically screams, “I want to be a traditional, stuffy royal,” louder than a royal trumpet procession.

The irony is hard to ignore. Imagine if Meghan had simply embraced her life as a real royal. Instead, she’s here selling a glossy illusion while wearing outfits that look more fitting for a toddler’s tea party than a Netflix production.  Let’s give credit where it’s due—Meghan’s ability to live in contradiction is truly remarkable. It’s almost as if she’s starring in her own reality show, where the only consistent element is the chaos she creates.

Netflix, are you sure this isn’t a setup? Because it feels like someone’s handing Meghan just enough rope to tie herself up in this web of contradictions.

Meghan, the British royal fantasy isn’t yours to play dress-up in. Authenticity has long since left the building. Perhaps next time, instead of staging an elaborate tea party, simply embrace who you truly are—whatever that might be.

For now, this entire charade feels like little more than a desperate bid for attention and fame.