According to Radar Online, Meghan Markle is reportedly trying to charm Kourtney Kardashian and her rockstar husband, Travis Barker, into promoting her wellness brand, *American Riviera Orchard*.

The question is: Does Meghan even have a wellness brand, or is this just another attempt to reclaim the spotlight after being nudged out of the royal family and A-list social circles?

In case you missed it, Meghan was once the toast of Hollywood’s elite. Back in 2018, during her grand wedding to Prince Harry, she rubbed shoulders with the likes of Oprah Winfrey, George and Amal Clooney, and Serena Williams. Fast forward to today, and it seems that glittering friends list has taken a dramatic hit.

Gone are the days of mingling with power players. Oprah, the Clooneys, and Serena Williams seem to have distanced themselves. Even the Beckhams, who have aligned themselves firmly with the royal family, recently attended high-profile events at Buckingham Palace. Meanwhile, Ellen DeGeneres, who once welcomed Meghan and Harry into the A-list fold, has reportedly stepped away as well.

 

So, where does Meghan turn for help? Enter the Kardashians.

According to insiders, Meghan is now attempting to woo Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker into becoming her ticket to relevance. Their edgy, larger-than-life lifestyle might just be the boost Meghan’s wellness brand needs. What could possibly go wrong, right?

Apparently, Meghan has been laying the groundwork for this partnership for some time. Her mother, Doria Ragland, was spotted cozying up to Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian at a recent charity event. Meghan herself also mingled with the Kardashians during a Beyoncé concert. And let’s not forget the pièce de résistance—a jar of homemade jam that Meghan reportedly sent to Kris Jenner as a thoughtful gesture.

Insiders claim Meghan’s wellness site launch has been delayed for months, causing her significant frustration. She believes Kourtney, with her lifestyle brand success, could create the “wellness synergy” Meghan desperately needs. After all, if Kourtney can sell $200 candles and yoga mats, why can’t Meghan do the same?

As for a potential dinner invitation to Kourtney and Travis in Montecito? Let’s just say Meghan might be in for a reality check. After all, we all remember the time Kourtney skipped Meghan’s birthday dinner, don’t we?

 

But let’s not dwell on the past. Meghan is busy trying to build bridges while simultaneously burning them at both ends.

This is the same Meghan who once attempted to market everything from pot holders to wooden spoons, and reportedly made her mom the “CEO” of a fictional nursing home. Now, she wants the public to embrace her as the queen of wellness and trust her brand to deliver magic.

One thing’s for sure: someone’s about to get “Markled.” And if you’re considering stepping into Meghan’s PR web, you might want to bring your own jar of jam. Or better yet—don’t.