Meghan Markle is reportedly in full meltdown mode over her upcoming Netflix series *With Love, Meghan*—or as it’s quickly becoming known, *With Loathe, Meghan*.

So, who’s to blame for this cinematic disaster? Well, according to Mike Zero, who typically covers Disney and Marvel gossip but has expanded into Netflix chaos, it’s not Meghan herself. Oh no, it’s the marketing team.  

In a dramatic move, Meghan is said to be demanding the firing of the entire marketing team. Why? Because, allegedly, they used rejected takes in the trailer.

 

As if the real issue here isn’t the content itself, but the angle of a “greasy wig” shot flopping into the food. Classic Meghan logic: don’t fix the car, just fire the mechanic who points out it’s broken.

Now, here’s where it gets juicier than a burnt souffle. The Netflix board of directors, a group of execs who probably have more important matters to deal with, has decided to side with Meghan.

Yes, they’re backing the woman who once thought a handwritten note could restore her reputation. Meanwhile, Netflix executives are reportedly sitting there, looking like someone just told them their stock options are tied to the success of this show. Needless to say, they’re not thrilled.

Let’s talk about that infamous trailer. The internet collectively cringed when it was released, and Meghan herself posted it not once, but twice, on her shiny new Instagram account. Guess what? She approved it. She signed off on it. She even proudly shared it like a toddler showing off their macaroni art. But now, with backlash pouring in faster than Harry’s memoir returns, Meghan’s pointing fingers at the marketing team. Meghan, no—this isn’t about rejected takes or bad editing. It’s about you.

Here’s a little reminder of Meghan’s pattern of behavior. Remember the Jane Pauley interview? The one where Meghan and Harry made it painfully obvious they’d rather be anywhere else than sitting next to each other? Or how about every other project she’s touched, which somehow ended with her blaming everyone except herself?

This has become a recurring theme—Meghan thinking she’s the Beyoncé of the streaming world, when in reality, she’s barely a B-side.

The trailer isn’t the issue. The greasy wig isn’t the issue. The marketing team isn’t the issue. The problem is Meghan.

It’s always been Meghan. She has this pathological inability to accept that her ideas might not be as genius as she thinks. Instead, she scapegoats everyone in sight.

If Netflix had hired the dream team of Don Draper and Olivia Pope, they’d still be packing their bags right now, re-shooting the trailer, turning off YouTube comments, and delaying the release.

But these are just Band-Aids on a gaping wound. The internet never forgets. Once something this laughable is out there, it’s out there forever.

The fact that Netflix’s board is enabling this circus is truly baffling at this point. They should just rename the show *How Not to Succeed in Hollywood Without Really Trying*.