Meghan Markle, a former royal and self-styled medium mole, has been reportedly grueling for a seat at the upcoming iHeart Radio Music Awards.

However, instead of bobbing in the glow of acceptance, she has become the punchline of the season, most deliciously at the hands of Mariah Carey the Divas Supreme.

Megan’s team had launched a fullscale campaign to get her into the ceremony, but Hollywood seemed not buying what Megan was selling.

The organizers gave her the cold shoulder, no invite, and the silence of imrelevance. As the rejection sank in, the story took a turn from pitiful to downright comical, as Mariah Carey the Divas Supreme caught wind of it.

The iHeart Radio snub wasn’t just a rejection but a mirror held up to Megan’s ambitions reflecting a womanhood mistaken hustle for talent and entitlement for star quality. Mariah’s razor sharp wit was the one to shatter the illusion, and the truth was too juicy to bury.

Mariah Carey never wanted to let a good dig die, and later that evening, she thought she was the main event but she’s barely a footnote. Her Entourage nodded in gleeful agreement for Mariah, whose career spans decades and whose Legacy is etched in Platinum Megan Scrambling.

Meghan meanwhile was left to Stew in the Fallout back in Monterey, where sources say she was livid pacing her marble floors, barking at AIDS, and firing off furious text to anyone who’d listen. Her team scrambled to spin the narrative, planting stories about how she never wanted to be part of iHeart Radio anyway and was too busy with humanitarian work to care.

The damage was done, and social media lit up with memes and mockery hashtags like hash Megan flops and hash a wardor trending as uses piled on the humiliation.