A staff member who has been working closely with the royal family has come forward with shocking allegations that the princess has been subjected to emotional and verbal abuse by her husband Prince William.

This has taken a toll on the princess’s mental health, leaving her struggling to cope with the constant pressures of her royal duties and maintaining a harmonious marriage.

The royal family has yet to issue an official response to these allegations, but it is expected that they will take the matter seriously. Catherine Middleton has quickly dismissed these rumors by expressing her love for William on his birthday via the Kensington Palace account, a contrast to the previous year lacking a public birthday message.

The couple’s trooping separation is no surprise, as frenzied credibility-free theories about their marriage have proliferated some antibiotic-resistant strains of bacteria. The exact whereabouts of Catherine have been circulating with crackpot notions, and the internet lost its collective mind over the situation.

Catherine wore an outfit resembling Ela Dittle from My Fair Lady, possibly referencing her working-class roots and transformation into royalty.