Confidential has revealed a sexually transmitted disease (STD) allegedly tied to Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex.
The scandal has sent shock waves through the monarchy and beyond, with the finger of blame pointed squarely at Megan Markle, whose controversial influence is once again under the microscope.
The saga began on a quiet Thursday evening when Lady Colin Campbell declared that Prince Harryās heavily redacted US visa application contained a humiliating truth that the prince had contracted an STD.
The royal family scrambles to contain the fallout, with Prince William now viewing the scandal as yet another betrayal by his younger brother.
The siblingās relationship already strained by years of public feuds may be beyond repair, and a source close to Kensington Palace revealed that he has been warning about Meganās influence for years. Kate Middleton, the peacemaker, has reportedly urged William to extend an olive branch but is in no mood for reconciliation.
Public reaction has been predictably explosive, with hashtags like #Hary STD and #meganmess trending worldwide posts on X Paint. Some users rejoice in the shot and Froda, while others decry the invasion of Harryās privacy and a vocal contingent lays the blame at Meganās feet.
One user wrote āFrom prince to punchline all because of her.ā Another quipped āMeghganās the real infection hereā spreading chaos wherever she goes.
The stakes couldnāt be higher for the royal family, as an STD tied to a prince is the kind of headline that lingers threatening to overshadow the good works of the institution. Charles already grappling with a slim-down monarchy and his own health concerns faces an uphill battle to restore faith in the family. Meganās presence once a symbol of modernization now looms as a liability as the dust settles.
Plans are surely underway to distance the crown from the Sussexās once and for all they are done.