“I don’t care, I’m on Sony’s payroll”: Tom Holland’s Harsh Response For Chris Hemsworth While Other MCU Stars Dodge a Bullet Will Always be Hilarious

Tom Holland cleverly unearthed who is his favorite Chris without throwing anyone under the Quinjet!

The MCU has spun a web that’s captured not just evildoers but a trio of talented Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt— each bringing their A-game to the superhero smorgasbord. So, who will claim the title of Marvel’s most charismatic Chris?

It’s a pop culture Pandora’s box that fans fervently debate. Is it the noble aura of Evans’ Captain America, the thunderous allure of Hemsworth’s Thor, or the roguish magnetism of Pratt’s Star-Lord that cements them as Marvel’s finest Chris?

The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) has gathered a talented trio of Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt.
Chris Hemsworth in Extraction 2 | Netflix

Well, the rivalry reached peak playfulness when the Avengers: Infinity War cast took a swing at the ‘F**k, Marry, Kill’ quiz, with Tom Holland’s cheeky take causing ripples of laughter while proving that even the stars themselves can’t dodge this lightning rod of a question.

You Can’t Miss Tom Holland’s Witty Retort to Chris Hemsworth

The debate over who is Marvel’s best Chris has been ongoing for years now, and it seems like there will never be a definitive answer. With three talented actors all sharing the same first name and even playing major roles in the MCU, it’s no wonder fans have divided opinions on the matter. Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt each bring something unique to their characters, making it tough to choose a favorite.

Evans, known for his portrayal of Captain America, brings a sense of honor and integrity to the role. Hemsworth, who plays Thor, brings a distinct kind of charm to the MCU. With his rugged good looks and god-like strength, he has captured the hearts of fans. Needless to say, there’s Pratt, who plays the lovable Star-Lord.

The actor’s quick wit and allure have made him a fan favorite, bringing a sense of humor to the often intense Marvel movies. His character’s journey from selfish rogue to selfless hero has resonated with audiences, making him one of the key players in the MCU.

When the MCU stars endeavored to avoid the debate in a quiz, Tom Holland’s sly answer made people laugh. 
Chris Hemsworth & Tom Holland in In the Heart of the Sea | Warner Bros. Pictures

Thus, when IGN asked some actors during the Avengers: Infinity War premiere, they were ready with their humorous response. However, what will always be funny is Tom Holland’s severe reaction to Hemsworth while other Marvel superheroes tried to escape a bullet. The Spider-Man: Homecoming actor, said he would “f*ck” Hemsworth, “marry” Pratt and “kill” Evans.

It served as a catalyst for fans to make extremely funny remarks. Here are some examples:

He signed no contract to be a modest idol to children. -@tamiyah.hill

Tom was like “I don’t care, I’m on Sony’s payroll”. -@gionon11

Tom wasted no time making those choices. -@ryans88710

Tom buddyyy, Didn’t think twice about it. -@katlego_khumo

Tom Holland signed with sony bruv don’t care. -@patrick_eversmeyer

At the end of the day, the debate will likely never be settled. All three actors bring something special to the table, making the Marvel universe a truly magical and entertaining place to be.

Has Chris Hemsworth Influenced Tom Holland’s Iconic Spider-Man Casting?

Chris Hemsworth helped Tom Holland land the role of Spider-Man.Chris Hemsworth in In the Heart of the Sea | Warner Bros. Pictures

We all know that in Hollywood, tales of camaraderie that catapult careers from zero to hero are as rare as hens’ teeth, but not for Tom Holland, thanks to Chris Hemsworth.

The Thor star didn’t just take Holland under his wing; he went to bat for the young actor with a warmth that could melt even the frostiest casting director’s heart. This sterling example of Hemsworth’s advocacy is not just hearsay; it came straight from the horse’s mouth during an interview with Entertainment Tonight. To quote Hemsworth:

I mean, look, we worked on In the Heart of the Sea together, obviously, then through Avengers and as they were casting him for Spider-Man, I did what I could do and made a call. 

[I] said he’s one of the most talented people I’ve worked with and has such a big heart and appreciation.

This brotherly bond, kindled on the set of In the Heart of the Sea and strengthened through The Avengers flicks, saw Hemsworth make a pivotal call that helped Holland snag the role of Spider-Man.

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