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He can wield Mjolnir, battle aliens, and save the universe on screen, but when it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, Chris Hemsworth is apparently a walking disaster zone. In a hilarious new interview, Elsa Pataky has spilled the festive beans on her husband’s holiday decorating habits, declaring with a laugh: “Don’t let Thor touch the tree!” The Spanish actress, 49, revealed that while Chris, 42, is a superhero in Hollywood, his over-the-top enthusiasm and god-like strength often turn their family’s annual tree-trimming tradition into pure pandemonium.

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From tangled lights that look like a wrestling match gone wrong to dangerous stunts just to place the star, Pataky says Chris’s “helpful” contributions have led to three recurring catastrophes that leave her in stitches—and sometimes in mild panic. As the couple prepares for another holiday season in their Byron Bay home with their three children—daughter India Rose, 13, and 11-year-old twins Tristan and Sasha—these stories are reminding fans why the Hemsworth-Pataky family is as relatable as they are glamorous.

Disaster #1: The Great Lights Tangle – “He Fights Them Like Thanos”

The first mishap, according to Elsa, starts innocently enough: untangling the Christmas lights. “Chris thinks his muscles will solve everything,” Pataky shared with a grin during a recent chat. “He grabs the whole bundle and starts pulling like he’s in a tug-of-war with an enemy. Next thing you know, he’s wrapped up in them himself!”

Fans have seen glimpses of this chaos over the years. In past social media posts, Chris has been spotted battling strings of lights with the intensity of a Marvel fight scene. One memorable moment from a few seasons ago showed him emerging victorious but completely entangled, lights blinking around his broad shoulders like a glowing cape gone wrong. “I have to step in and say, ‘Stop, Thor! You’re making it worse!’” Elsa laughed. “He treats it like a mission to save Christmas, but ends up looking like he’s been defeated by fairy lights.”

The kids, of course, find it hilarious. India films it on her phone, while the twins cheer their dad on, turning the living room into a comedy arena. Elsa admits it’s become a family joke: “Now, before we start, I hide half the lights just to prevent the battle.”

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Disaster #2: The Superhero Star Stunt – “My Spine Still Remembers!”

Perhaps the most infamous of Chris’s decorating fails is the annual quest to place the star atop their towering Christmas tree. The Hemsworths go big on holidays—their trees are often massive, real firs that scrape the high ceilings of their Australian mansion. Reaching the top requires creativity, and Chris’s solution? Pure superhero flair.

In a viral video from 2022 that Elsa still teases him about, Chris hoisted her onto his shoulders so she could reach the pinnacle. “You can do it, Elsa!” he grunted, jumping and tip-toeing while she stretched desperately. The tree wobbled dangerously as she finally jammed the star on, prompting Chris to yelp, “Ohh, my spine!” The kids cheered wildly as the couple nearly toppled the entire setup.

Elsa recounts that this wasn’t a one-off. “Every year, he insists on some stunt—climbing a ladder too fast, or trying to toss the star up like a hammer throw. One time, he almost pulled the whole tree down reaching too far!” She adds, “I love his enthusiasm, but now I ban him from the top half. The star is my job—or the kids’ with a safe step stool.” Chris, ever the good sport, has admitted in interviews that his “Thor instincts” kick in, turning a simple task into an epic (and risky) adventure.

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Disaster #3: Ornament Overload – “Too Much Muscle, Not Enough Finesse”

The third recurring chaos comes when hanging ornaments. Chris’s powerful grip, honed from years of action roles, doesn’t always translate to delicate glass baubles. “He hangs them with such force—like he’s hammering nails,” Elsa revealed. “We’ve lost count of the broken ones. One year, he swung an ornament too hard, and it flew across the room like a projectile!”

The twins love helping dad, often mimicking his dramatic flourishes, leading to a cascade of shattered decorations. India, more careful like her mom, usually takes over the fragile heirlooms. Elsa says she now hands Chris the unbreakable ones: “Plastic stars, wooden figures—anything that can survive Thor’s touch.” Despite the breakage, these moments create lasting memories, with the family laughing over “ornament casualties” while sipping hot chocolate.

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Why These Stories Are Melting Hearts Worldwide

Elsa’s candid confessions have gone viral, with fans flooding social media with laughter and relatability. “Finally, proof that even Thor can’t handle Christmas lights!” one commenter wrote. Others shared their own holiday disasters, turning #DontLetThorTouchTheTree into a trending hashtag.

What makes these tales so endearing is the glimpse into the Hemsworth-Pataky household: a blend of Hollywood glamour and everyday family fun. Despite their starry lives, Chris and Elsa prioritize traditions like matching Grinch pajamas on Christmas morning, Elf on the Shelf mischief, and beachside celebrations in Australia. Their 15-year marriage—celebrated this December—thrives on humor, with Elsa noting that laughing through “chaos” keeps them strong.

Chris himself has poked fun at his decorating skills, once posting about turning the living room upside down for the holidays. Sources close to the couple say these lighthearted bans—like keeping Chris away from the tree’s delicate parts—add spice to their festivities.

A Festive Lesson in Love and Laughter

As the holidays approach, Elsa’s stories remind us that perfect decorations aren’t the point—it’s the joy (and occasional mayhem) shared with loved ones. The Hemsworths’ tree might end up slightly crooked, with fewer ornaments than planned, but it’s always overflowing with love.

So, if your own holiday setup involves tangled lights or risky reaches, take comfort: even the God of Thunder struggles. And according to Elsa Pataky, that’s exactly what makes Christmas magical—chaos, laughter, and all.