In a turn of events that sounds like the plot of a Hollywood rom-com gone wrong, Elon Musk, the billionaire tech mogul with a flair for the dramatic, reportedly invited none other than Kylie Jenner to a jaw-dropping dinner at the world’s most luxurious restaurant, Sublimotion, just a day after they crossed paths at the 2025 Met Gala. The news, which has set tongues wagging and social media on fire, didn’t just raise eyebrows—it sent Kylie’s boyfriend, Timothée Chalamet, into a comedic spiral of jealousy and over-the-top antics that could rival a Shakespearean drama. Buckle up, because this tale of glitz, glamour, and a whole lot of exaggerated reactions is about to take you on a wild ride!

Let’s set the scene: the Met Gala, held on May 5, 2025, at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City, was already a night of high fashion and high drama. Kylie Jenner, the 27-year-old beauty mogul, turned heads in a custom Ferragamo gown with a sheer corset bodice and a thigh-high slit that screamed, “I’m here to slay.” Meanwhile, her boyfriend, Timothée Chalamet, the 29-year-old heartthrob and star of A Complete Unknown, skipped the event entirely to watch a New York Knicks game from the comfort of his couch, posting on Instagram Stories about how he was “sh***ing myself” over the game’s intensity. Sources say the couple had discussed attending together but decided against it, not wanting their relationship to become a “spectacle.” Little did they know, the real spectacle was about to unfold off the red carpet.

Enter Elon Musk, the 53-year-old Tesla titan and self-proclaimed “meme lord,” who attended the Met Gala in a futuristic, metallic suit that looked like it was straight out of a sci-fi movie. According to whispers from the event, Musk and Jenner had a brief but “electric” encounter—pun intended—while mingling at the gala. Eyewitnesses claim Musk complimented Jenner’s look, saying, “You’re giving SpaceX vibes tonight,” to which Jenner reportedly giggled and replied, “Thanks, I guess I’m ready for Mars!” The exchange was innocent enough, but apparently, it left a lasting impression on Musk, who decided to take things to the next level with an invitation that could only come from a man who dreams of colonizing other planets.

The very next day, on May 6, 2025, Musk reportedly sent Jenner an over-the-top invitation to dine with him at Sublimotion, a Michelin-starred restaurant in Ibiza, Spain, known as the most luxurious dining experience in the world. For those unfamiliar, Sublimotion isn’t just a restaurant—it’s a theatrical, multi-sensory extravaganza where a single meal can cost upwards of $2,000 per person. Think virtual reality headsets, edible art, and dishes that change color as you eat them, all served in a private dining room that looks like a spaceship. Musk allegedly reserved the entire venue for the evening, sending Jenner a message that read, “Let’s dine among the stars, Kylie. I’ll fly you out on my private jet. Bring your stretchy pants—dessert’s on Mars!” The invitation was accompanied by a bouquet of flowers shaped like a Tesla logo, because of course it was.

Now, let’s talk about Kylie’s reaction. Sources close to the makeup mogul say she was utterly flabbergasted by Musk’s bold move. “Kylie just stared at the invitation for a solid five minutes, mouth open, like she’d just seen a UFO,” a friend revealed. “She kept saying, ‘Does he think I’m actually going to fly to Spain for dinner? I have kids! And a boyfriend! And… does he even know I’m allergic to shellfish?’” But let’s be real—Kylie’s no stranger to extravagance. The woman who once rented out an entire theme park for her daughter Stormi’s birthday couldn’t help but be a tiny bit intrigued by the idea of dining in a restaurant that literally projects holograms of your food before you eat it. “She did say the VR dessert thing sounded kind of cool,” her friend admitted. “But then she remembered Timothée and was like, ‘Oh no, he’s going to lose it.’”

And lose it, Timothée did—in the most theatrical, over-the-top way possible. When news of Musk’s invitation reached the Dune star, sources say he went into full meltdown mode, pacing around his New York apartment like a man possessed. “Timothée was screaming, ‘Elon Musk?! ELON MUSK?! What does he have that I don’t have?! A rocket ship? I have… I have… a Golden Globe nomination!’” a friend recounted, barely able to keep a straight face. Apparently, Chalamet’s jealousy reached such heights that he started googling “how to build a Tesla” in a frantic attempt to prove he could keep up with Musk’s billionaire antics. “He even tried to order a Cybertruck on the spot, but then he realized he didn’t have $80,000 lying around,” the friend added. “So he settled for stress-eating a whole pizza from Little Charli—the same place he and Kylie had their last date.”

Timothée’s overreaction didn’t stop there. In a fit of dramatic flair, he reportedly called Kylie at 3 a.m., serenading her with an impromptu rendition of Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind”—a nod to his recent role in A Complete Unknown—except he changed the lyrics to, “How many Teslas must a man build, before he can keep his girl?” Kylie, who was trying to sleep after a long day of dealing with Met Gala shoe drama (her feet were still taped into her Ferragamo heels, thanks to some questionable advice from Maximilian Davis), was not amused. “She told him to calm down and go to bed,” a source said. “But Timothée was already on his way to the airport, muttering something about challenging Elon to a ‘space duel’—whatever that means.”

Meanwhile, Kylie’s response to Musk’s invitation was a masterclass in diplomacy—and a little bit of shade. She reportedly sent Musk a polite but firm text that read, “Thanks for the invite, Elon, but I’m kind of busy running a makeup empire and dating a guy who doesn’t own a spaceship. Maybe next time—on Earth!” She then posted a cryptic Instagram Story of herself sipping a Sprinter seltzer with the caption, “Keeping my feet on the ground,” which fans interpreted as a subtle dig at Musk’s intergalactic ambitions. “Kylie knows how to handle these situations with class,” her friend said. “But she was definitely laughing about the whole thing with her sisters later. Kim was like, ‘Elon’s got nerve, but Timothée’s got drama!’”

As for Timothée, his jealousy-fueled antics eventually gave way to a more rational approach—sort of. After realizing that challenging Musk to a “space duel” might not be the best idea, he decided to win Kylie back with a grand gesture of his own. Sources say he rented out a small Italian restaurant in New York, decorated it with candles and sunflowers (Kylie’s favorite), and cooked her a homemade meal of rigatoni alla vodka—burning the sauce twice in the process, but it’s the thought that counts. “He even wrote her a poem called ‘Ode to My Non-Spacefaring Queen,’” a friend revealed. “It was… a lot. But Kylie thought it was adorable, and they ended up laughing about the whole Elon thing over dinner.”

The internet, of course, had a field day with this juicy non-scandal. Fans on X were quick to meme the situation, with one user posting a photoshopped image of Timothée in a spacesuit, captioned, “When Elon Musk tries to steal your girl, but you’ve got the power of Dune on your side.” Another user wrote, “Kylie turning down Elon Musk for Timothée Chalamet is the ultimate plot twist of 2025—I need this rom-com now!” The memes only added fuel to Timothée’s fire, with the actor reportedly muttering, “I’ll show them who’s a leading man!” as he planned his next move.

In the end, this whole fiasco proved one thing: Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet’s relationship might just be strong enough to withstand the gravitational pull of Elon Musk’s larger-than-life personality. While Musk’s dinner invitation may have caused a temporary stir, it ultimately brought Kylie and Timothée closer together, reminding them—and the world—that love doesn’t need a private jet or a $2,000 meal to thrive. Sometimes, a slightly burnt plate of rigatoni and a heartfelt poem are more than enough. As for Musk, he’s reportedly already moved on to his next big idea: opening a diner in Los Angeles called “Tesla Tacos,” where the menu includes AI-generated hot dogs and “Martian milkshakes.” Only time will tell if he’ll invite Kylie for a second round—this time, with tacos instead of holograms.

This hilarious saga of love, jealousy, and over-the-top gestures has left fans in stitches and given us all a much-needed dose of entertainment in the midst of 2025’s chaos. Whether you’re Team Timothée, Team Elon, or just here for the memes, one thing’s for sure: this is one dinner invitation we’ll be talking about for years to come!