Confidential has revealed a sexually transmitted disease (STD) allegedly tied to Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex.

The scandal has sent shock waves through the monarchy and beyond, with the finger of blame pointed squarely at Megan Markle, whose controversial influence is once again under the microscope.

The saga began on a quiet Thursday evening when Lady Colin Campbell declared that Prince Harry’s heavily redacted US visa application contained a humiliating truth that the prince had contracted an STD.

The royal family scrambles to contain the fallout, with Prince William now viewing the scandal as yet another betrayal by his younger brother.

The sibling’s relationship already strained by years of public feuds may be beyond repair, and a source close to Kensington Palace revealed that he has been warning about Megan’s influence for years. Kate Middleton, the peacemaker, has reportedly urged William to extend an olive branch but is in no mood for reconciliation.

Public reaction has been predictably explosive, with hashtags like #Hary STD and #meganmess trending worldwide posts on X Paint. Some users rejoice in the shot and Froda, while others decry the invasion of Harry’s privacy and a vocal contingent lays the blame at Megan’s feet.

One user wrote “From prince to punchline all because of her.” Another quipped “Meghgan’s the real infection here” spreading chaos wherever she goes.

The stakes couldn’t be higher for the royal family, as an STD tied to a prince is the kind of headline that lingers threatening to overshadow the good works of the institution. Charles already grappling with a slim-down monarchy and his own health concerns faces an uphill battle to restore faith in the family. Megan’s presence once a symbol of modernization now looms as a liability as the dust settles.

Plans are surely underway to distance the crown from the Sussex’s once and for all they are done.