Since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepped away from royal life in 2020, it’s been a whirlwind for the Sussexes—filled with drama, feuds, …

Since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepped away from royal life in 2020, it’s been a whirlwind for the Sussexes—filled with drama, feuds, and, of course, the infamous “Megxit.”

Now, it seems Meghan is plotting her ultimate revenge with an explosive tell-all memoir. But let’s be real: with publishers reportedly turning her down, this whole memoir saga is starting to feel like a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

According to insiders who spoke to *Closer* magazine, Meghan is allegedly trying to land a lucrative book deal, with figures being thrown around that would make even the wealthiest royals raise an eyebrow.

Apparently, the buzz in publishing circles is that everyone is eager to get their hands on Meghan’s memoir, with deals potentially soaring into the tens of millions. We’re talking about a staggering £100 million deal if she plays her cards right, which might even include a bombshell biopic.

However, the big question remains: what exactly does she have to share?

Let’s pause and consider how Meghan has recently been branded “The Duchess Difficult,” thanks to allegations of less-than-stellar treatment of staff.

Insiders claim she belittles her employees and marches around like a dictator in high heels. So, is this really the woman who’s about to dish the dirt on the royal family? It’s hard to imagine anyone taking a memoir seriously when she can’t seem to keep her own house in order.

The claim that Meghan has had an “extraordinary journey” feels a bit rich. Sure, she’s had her share of experiences, but she already has a tendency to spin narratives that might not hold up under scrutiny.

After all, she’s been out of the royal game for a while and hasn’t exactly been privy to any deep royal secrets. If she’s expecting a payday based on her time as a royal, she might be setting herself up for disappointment.

The public will remember that after leaving the palace, Meghan opened up about her mental health struggles during her pregnancy with Archie. She also claimed that the royal family didn’t support her—a surprising statement, given that they’ve thrown her a lifeline several times since her departure.

Meanwhile, speculation has grown that Harry misses his old life, and their strained relationships with William and Kate have become more apparent than ever. So, is now really the best time for Meghan to drop a memoir?

Some insiders insist that Meghan is biding her time for the right moment to spill the beans, claiming she has a remarkable story to tell.

But how many remarkable stories can one person share? Will she pull a “dear diary” and regale us with tales of her struggles as a mixed-race woman in Hollywood, her fairy-tale wedding, and her experiences in the royal spotlight?

For someone who has “endured so much” (or so she claims), her approach to storytelling seems to be aiming for sensationalism over substance. As for the alleged book deal, one can’t help but chuckle at the thought of Meghan trying to sell her story.

If her past behavior has taught us anything, it’s that she tends to jump ship the moment the tide turns. Who wants to bet that the memoir will be just another attempt to regain lost status?

There’s also the notion that this book could wreck Harry’s attempts at mending fences with the royals—and isn’t that a delightful thought?

Whether Meghan manages to secure a hefty book deal remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the tell-all narrative is feeling a little tired. With Harry’s *Spare* already out there, the public is still left questioning what’s real and what’s manufactured.

If Meghan thinks she can swoop in and create an uproar with a half-baked memoir, she might want to reconsider.