John Cena Sparks Outrage with Revealing Outfit, Disrespecting Oscars

Tonight, the Peacemaker was a Disrupter, so to speak.

John Cena gave out the Oscar for Best Costume Design (spoiler: the winner was Poor Things) nearly nude with a big placard covering his cajones that read “Costume Design”.

Host Jimmy Kimmel wanted to pay homage to the 1974 streaking incident which involved the late Robert Opel, who ran naked behind an unsuspecting David Niven onstage, who was introducing Elizabeth Taylor at the time.

After the laughter simmered, Niven beamed at the time, “Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen … But isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”

Tonight, as Kimmel was trying to cue the streaker to streak, Cena popped his head out from behind some scenery whining that the whole bit made him “feel ashamed” and that it was a “tasteless idea.”

“Dude, I don’t wrestle naked, I wrestle in jorts,” Cena told Kimmel.

Kimmel replied, “Jorts are worst than naked.”

Cena than moved onstage in front of the mic, covering his manhood.

Gasping Cena said, “Costumes, They are so important. Maybe the most important thing there is. I can’t open the envelope!”

Kimmel then stepped onstage to read off the nominees.

Hysterically, well played.

Related Posts

😱 EUPHORIA BOMBSHELL: Fezco’s Heart-Wrenching “GOODBYE” Scene Has Fans Sobbing — Is This the End of Rue’s Only True Ally? 💔

In the neon-drenched haze of HBO’s groundbreaking series Euphoria, few moments have hit as hard as the SWAT raid that capped off Season 2’s explosive finale. Bullets…

🔥👑 THE KING WHO REFUSED TO DIE: Bellarie’s “Dead” Emperor Rises From the Grave — and His Street-Smart Queen Is Ready to Burn the Empire Down 😱⚔️

The fluorescent hum of a hospital room, the beep of machines like a dirge for the dying. Horace Bellarie, the iron-fisted patriarch of the Bellarie beauty empire,…

😱💥 TOXIC, TORN & TEETERING: Will Noah’s Oxford Dreams BLOW UP Nick’s New Empire?! The Your Fault: London 2 Trailer Just Dropped — and Fans Are LOSING IT 🔥🚨

If you thought My Fault: London left your heart in pieces last February, brace yourself: Prime Video has just unleashed the official trailer for Your Fault: London…

🌊📸 ‘Brace Yourself…’ — New Finale Images Tease a Cataclysmic Whoniverse Showdown as The War Between the Land and the Sea Roars Toward Dec 21 Endgame 💥😮

The waves crashed against the cliffs of Dover with a fury that seemed almost prophetic, as if the English Channel itself knew what was coming. In the…

Fast X Sequel Ignites Fury: Diesel’s Vengeful Dom Vows to “Burn Your World” in Explosive Cliffhanger Tease – Is This the End of the Road?

In the high-octane universe of the Fast & Furious saga, where family is everything and cars defy physics, anticipation for Fast X: Part 2 has reached fever…

Cavill’s Bombshell Netflix Confession: I’ll Return to Witcher Only If They Ditch the “Woke Rewrite” – The Shocking Script Sabotage That Drove Superman Away!

In the shadowed realms of fantasy television, where monsters lurk and heroes clash with destiny, few departures have stirred as much turmoil as Henry Cavill’s exit from…