John Cena Sparks Outrage with Revealing Outfit, Disrespecting Oscars

Tonight, the Peacemaker was a Disrupter, so to speak.

John Cena gave out the Oscar for Best Costume Design (spoiler: the winner was Poor Things) nearly nude with a big placard covering his cajones that read “Costume Design”.

Host Jimmy Kimmel wanted to pay homage to the 1974 streaking incident which involved the late Robert Opel, who ran naked behind an unsuspecting David Niven onstage, who was introducing Elizabeth Taylor at the time.

After the laughter simmered, Niven beamed at the time, “Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen … But isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”

Tonight, as Kimmel was trying to cue the streaker to streak, Cena popped his head out from behind some scenery whining that the whole bit made him “feel ashamed” and that it was a “tasteless idea.”

“Dude, I don’t wrestle naked, I wrestle in jorts,” Cena told Kimmel.

Kimmel replied, “Jorts are worst than naked.”

Cena than moved onstage in front of the mic, covering his manhood.

Gasping Cena said, “Costumes, They are so important. Maybe the most important thing there is. I can’t open the envelope!”

Kimmel then stepped onstage to read off the nominees.

Hysterically, well played.

Related Posts

TIM ALLEN’S PRISON CONFESSION ON KIMMEL: ‘I Should’ve Joined the ARMY Instead – But Wait, They’re Basically the SAME THING!

From Buzz Lightyear to Behind Bars: Tim’s Turbulent Timeline Tim Allen’s life reads like a blockbuster script – equal parts comedy, drama, and redemption arc. Born Timothy…

JOHNNY DEPP IS BACK AS JACK SPARROW – But What Insane Condition Did He Demand? Pirates Fans Are Losing Their Minds!

From Black Pearl to Courtroom Chaos: The Epic Fall and Triumphant Return Let’s rewind the clocks. It all started in 2003 when Pirates of the Caribbean: The…

SELENA GOMEZ’S VAPE FUMES IGNITE WAR: The Taylor-Filmed Clip That Sparked a ‘Botched Face’ Firestorm — But One Savage Lupus Jab at 2 A.M. Left Her Scrolling in Tears.

The pop star is once again at the centre of controversy as fans debate whether her changing appearance is due to illness, lifestyle, or cosmetic procedures. What…

3 A.M. TESLA APOCALYPSE: Elon Musk Never Left the Factory Floor — Watching Every Model 3 Roll Off Like His Life Depended On It. The One Whispered Line to a Lone Engineer at Dawn That Saved the Company… and Changed the Auto World Forever.

The Fremont factory smelled like burnt coffee, ozone, and desperation at 3:07 a.m. on July 1, 2017. The air handlers roared like jet engines, but the sound…

NORTH WEST’S HALLOWEEN HUSTLE: Kim’s Daughter Goes Full Kai Cenat — Mustache, Suit, and All — With Friends as Tota and Ray. But the One Ad-Libbed “Stream” Line That Had Kim Cracking Up Off-Camera?

The Calabasas night air hummed with the low buzz of golf carts ferrying glam squads and ghost machines across the Kardashian compound, but in the West wing—rechristened…

Keanu Reeves, our forever heartthrob, just surfaced arm-in-arm with glowing Alexandra Grant and their precious little miracle—tiny toes and all—after months of blissful hideaway vibes! ☀️👨‍👩‍👧

In the golden haze of a crisp October afternoon in Los Angeles, where palm trees whispered secrets to the breeze and the sun painted everything in hues…