Elon Musk Reportedly Buying ABC, Appointing Tucker Carlson as CEO—All to Pressure Taylor Swift Into a “Breeding Deal”?

Elon Musk Reportedly Buying ABC, Appointing Tucker Carlson as CEO—All to Pressure Taylor Swift Into a “Breeding Deal”?

In what might be the most bizarre billionaire move yet, reports are circulating that Elon Musk is in negotiations to buy ABC—and his first order of business? Appointing none other than Tucker Carlson as CEO. But here’s the real shocker: insiders claim that Musk’s ultimate goal isn’t just media domination… it’s to put pressure on Taylor Swift in the most unexpected way possible.

According to sources, Musk has become increasingly fixated on the global pop icon, allegedly believing that a union between the world’s richest man and the biggest superstar could create “superior offspring.” And since Swift has reportedly ignored his advances, Musk is now playing the long game—taking control of the media giant to influence narratives, apply social pressure, and push his so-called “Swiftian eugenics agenda.”

Adding fuel to the fire, Musk has retweeted and liked multiple posts praising Swift while simultaneously mocking her influence in politics and pop culture. Now, with Carlson—known for his controversial takes—allegedly set to run ABC, some fear a potential propaganda machine designed to reshape public perception of Swift, making her more likely to “consider his offer.”

Is this all just an elaborate stunt? A move for media power? Or is Musk truly playing 4D chess in an attempt to engineer the ultimate power couple? Swifties are already in uproar, demanding that the billionaire “stay in his lane,” while others are eagerly watching to see if Musk actually follows through with his alleged plan.

What do you think? Is this the strangest power move in history, or just another day in the Musk-verse?

Stay tuned—this story is only getting crazier. 🚀


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