Cable TV Actress Meghan Markle and Clown Prince Harry Meghan Markle Are Trying Too Hard To Be Liked. But They Forget They Are Vultures, Not Doves!

British royal family news reveals that cable actress Meghan Markle and clown prince Harry married in 2018 and fled the kingdom two very short years later.

Meghan Markle Trying Too Hard To Be Likeable, Seen As A Vulture Not A Dove

They have been wilting in Montecito, California ever since, trying one thing after another to make a buck and be respectable.

Hollywood has a closed door policy on the UnSussexfuls after a series of diasterous, tasteless appearances by the traitorous two. Here is how Meghan and Harry have squandered viable opportunities since Megxit.

Megxit Came In 2020

Harry and Meghan started off free life by sleeping on Tyler Perry’s couch and it was all down him from there. Although they proclaimed themselves to be philanthropists who would heal the world, they have become poster kids for dysfunctional delusion.

In 2022 Meghan got around to launching her Spotify podcast “Archetypes” but some employees promptly called her a bully, claims that were leveled at her before she fled the castle. What’s that saying, ‘Wherever you go there you are?’

Harry & Meghan Get Harsh Reviews

Meghan Harry also bombed with their Netflix contract, making a reality show called “Harry & Meghan” in 2022. Rotten Tomatoes shows that the failure has a 45% rating from critics and 19% from other watchers.

Reviews were brutal: “Possibly one [of] the most cringe things to ever [be] made. [Meghan] is a true narcissist.”

The Markles Don’t Learn

Meghan and Harry tried again in 2024 with a Netflix series called Polo. X users trashed the vanity project calling it “ridiculously out of touch, shallow and cringey.”

Another pointed “Harry and Meghan were paid an exorbitant amount of money by Netflix and have little to show for it.” It couldn’t happen to a nicer streamer.

Here we are in 2025 and Meghan’s Netflix cooking show, “With Love, Meghan” has been pushed back from January to March.

Before this Meghan proclaimed herself back on social media with an Instagram video showing her in baggy clothes running around all alone on a deserted beach. Giggling. Yikes.

Meghan And Harry’s LA Wildfire Disaster

Royal pundit Richard Fitzwilliams told the Daily Mail that Meghan’s flurry of activity is an attempt to “take control of her image — it evidently didn’t work.”

He added “Everything is so staged and phony with her. Is there a genuine bone in her body????”

Even worse, Meghan was accused of exploiting her dog Guy’s death by announcing it with fanfare n connection to her cooking show. Problem is, the pooch died in 2024.

Last but not least, Hank and Skank took a camera crew to a forbidden spot where the California wildfires destroyed hundreds of home.

They said it was a charitable trip but stayed all of 17 minutes and willfully walked right past victims. This PR stunt led Justine Bateman, Jason Bateman’s sister, to call them “Disaster Tourists.”

Tell us royal fans, do you think that 2025 will be the year the UnSussexfuls learn their lesson?

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