The Controversial Joke Disney Tried to Cut from Deadpool & Wolverine Finally Revealed

Deadpool & Wolverine's Funniest, Craziest and Most Bat-Sh!t Cameos and  Easter Eggs | Den of Geek

We had heard rumours of a joke in Deadpool & Wolverine that was so filthy that Disney had to step in and ask for it to be removed/changed, but it’s finally been revealed.

According to the team, the studio had been pretty AOK with most of what they had planned, but there was one joke in particular that they decided was a little too much.

The script for the film has been officially released, and eagle-eyed readers quickly spotted a thoroughly filthy joke that didn’t make the cut in the film, releasing that this is the one the Mouse House asked to change.

Deadpool and Wolverine Pic: Marvel Studios

So what is the Deadpool and Wolverine joke Disney wanted changed?

The joke itself is very on brand for a Deadpool movie, but as it involved their main mascot, Mickey Mouse, we can see why they might have been a little iffy about it remaining in the movie.

When Wade and Logan meet Elektra, Blade and Gambit, they learn that Magneto won’t be joining their team of renegades, and needless to say, Deadpool isn’t pleased.

He says: ‘F**K! What we can’t even afford one more X-Man? Disney is so cheap.’ and the scripted version of the joke adds: ‘I can barely breathe with all this Mickey Mouse cock in my throat.’

Hugh Jackman, Kevin Feige and Ryan Reynolds Pic: JC Olivera/Variety via Getty ImagesHugh Jackman, Kevin Feige and Ryan Reynolds 

The joke punchline that actually made it into the film is just as filthy though, with the screened version saying: ‘It’s like Pinocchio jamming his nose up my ass for lying like crazy.’

Writer and director Shawn Levy had indicated back in August that he and Ryan had planned to take the joke ‘to the grave’, but now it is out there into the world because Disney shared the original scripted version.

Hugh Jackman, Shawn Levy and Ryan Reynolds at The Adam Project premiere

He added that when they were asked to ‘clean it up’, it was Reynolds who offerred up the Pinocchio replacement.

‘I was like, “Ryan, that’s your replacement line in response to, can we clean it up?” That’s Ryan Reynolds for you, audacious to the very edge,’ he shared.

Related Posts

EXCLUSIVE: Chilling New Details of Princess Diana’s Death Revealed by the Bodyguard Who DIED in the Paris Crash! 😱

The late Princess Diana’s former bodyguard Trevor Rees-Jones – the sole survivor of the fatal car accident that claimed the mother-of-two’s life, her boyfriend Dodi Fayed and…

The Three Words Sent at 12:43 A.M.: A Final Message That Has Brianna Aguilera’s Family Questioning the Official Suicide Conclusion

In the quiet desperation of a darkened apartment, under the haze of alcohol and heartbreak, a 19-year-old Texas A&M sophomore borrowed a friend’s phone and placed a…

A One-Minute Phone Call, a Jealous Argument, and a Two-Minute Gap Before a 17th-Floor Fall: What Really Happened to Texas A&M Student Brianna Aguilera?

A single photograph, glowing with the magic of young love, has become the haunting centerpiece of one of the most wrenching tragedies to unfold on a college…

Vanished Footage Exposed: Missing Frame 47 from Diana’s Fatal Mercedes Crash and the Technician Who Disappeared Forever

On the night of August 31, 1997, the world was shocked by the tragic death of Princess Diana in a high-speed car crash in Paris’s Pont de…

A High BAC, a ‘Do Not Disturb’ Phone Setting, and a Deadly Fall — Why Brianna Aguilera’s Family Rejects the Suicide Ruling

In the heart of Austin’s bustling West Campus, where the energy of college rivalry pulses through the air, a tragedy unfolded that has gripped the nation. Brianna…

Royal Shock: Duchess of Gloucester Quietly Names Princess Catherine as Legitimate Heir to Late Queen’s Beloved Appleton Estate!

In a stunning development that has sent ripples through royal circles, the Duchess of Gloucester has reportedly made a quiet yet profound declaration, naming Princess Catherine –…