According to the article, Megan’s out there doing regular school runs, teaching Archie about manners, and having these picture-perfect moments with other Montecito moms. But here’s what’s making me lose my mind: in all these years, not a single photograph has emerged. Not one.

In this age of smartphones and social media, we’re supposed to believe that Megan Markle—one of the most recognized faces in the world—has been doing daily school runs without a single image surfacing?

Let’s put this in perspective. Think about how many times we’ve seen Catherine doing school runs with George, Charlotte, and Louis. Remember those adorable photos of William taking George to his first day of school? That’s how normal royal parents handle these milestones—with dignity, transparency, and appropriate privacy. But with Megan, it’s like these children exist in some parallel universe that only she has access to.

And speaking of parallel universes, let’s talk about Megan’s claim that she couldn’t do school pickups in the UK without 40 photographers present. I nearly spat out my tea when I read that. Are we supposed to forget that Princess Anne managed to raise her children while doing school runs? That Sophie and Edward did the same? That Catherine does it regularly without this supposed media circus? But somehow, Megan—who wasn’t even a senior royal—would have attracted more attention than the future Queen of England? Please.

The pattern here is so obvious it’s painful. From the moment Megan entered the royal family, she’s played this bizarre game of wanting attention while claiming to crave privacy. Remember the baby shower in New York—the one with celebrities, paparazzi, and more publicity than a Hollywood movie premiere? Yet when it comes to actual evidence of these children’s existence, suddenly privacy is paramount.

Think about every single sighting of these children. It’s always conveniently timed with some other royal news they want to overshadow—or when they need positive press, or when they’re trying to negotiate something with the royal family. It’s like clockwork, folks. Remember the drama around Lilibet’s name? That whole fiasco where they claimed they had the Queen’s blessing, but then the Palace had to clarify? And then the christening confusion—dates changing, stories conflicting, guest lists that made no sense.

Normal royal children have official christening photos. Even private citizens usually have some record of their children’s christenings. But with the Sussex children, it’s all smoke and mirrors.

Let’s talk about those rare photos we do get. They’re always either so blurry you can barely make out a human form, taken from such a distance that it could be anyone’s child, or strategically shot to hide faces. Compare that to the beautiful, clear photos William and Catherine release of their children on birthdays and special occasions. They manage to protect their children’s privacy while still acknowledging their public role. It’s not that hard.

And let’s not forget how Megan and Harry use these children in their ongoing war against the royal family. They dangle access to the children like a carrot, knowing King Charles would give anything to have a relationship with all his grandchildren. It’s emotional blackmail, pure and simple. And it’s working. Notice how the Palace never directly challenges any of their claims about the children.

The sad thing is, if these children do exist (and I’m not saying they don’t), they’re being denied relationships with their cousins, their grandfather, and their entire British family heritage. While George, Charlotte, and Louis are growing up surrounded by family, love, and tradition, Archie and Lilibet are being raised in isolation—only trotted out when it serves their parents’ agenda.

The school pickup story from The Cut is just another piece in this elaborate PR game. It’s meant to paint Megan as this normal, relatable mom while simultaneously suggesting she’s so important she can’t do normal things in the UK. The contradiction is laughable.

As your trusted royal commentator, I have to call it like I see it: this whole situation stinks of manipulation and PR games. The sad thing is, if these children do exist, they’re the ones who will ultimately suffer from being used as pawns in their parents’ war against the royal family.

Keep paying attention and calling out these inconsistencies. Don’t let them gaslight us into thinking this is normal behavior. The truth will come out eventually—it always does. Until then, keep supporting our working royals who consistently show us what true service, dignity, and appropriate privacy really look like.