Crowds of fans cheered as Markle stood and chatted with her hat: “Look at her standing there, occasionally wearing a mask and a baseball cap. Take that, wildfire!”

In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved after Meghan Markle arrived in the city and began standing around wearing a cap.

Residents breathed a sigh of relief as soon as they witnessed Markle aimlessly walking around in a Dodgers cap, knowing the fires could no longer touch them.

“Saved! We’re saved!” cried out throngs of adoring onlookers, watching as Markle stood chatting in her cap. “Look at how she stands there, intermittently wearing a mask and a baseball cap. Take that, wildfire!”

According to sources, not since the Miracle of Dunkirk have so many lives been rescued from peril in such heroic fashion. “The way Meghan just lazily looked around, wearing a hat — we owe her our lives,” said local man Harris Denton. “If not for her, we would be lost. Long live Meghan!”

At publishing time, Los Angeles had awarded Markle the key to the city and vowed to build a monument rivaling the Statue of Liberty in honor of her great deeds.

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